Side Effects May Include:

Last Sunday, at 9:34PM, I left my apartment in hot pursuit to the grocery store where I would obtain a bottle of lite corn syrp & food coloring for me and a pint of chocolate ice cream for my 9 months pregnant wife.

I had originally planned to go down the fake blood path, but decided against it due to the tritness of it.  I think this turned out much more disturbing with the green coloring instead.

No, the corn syrup does not taste good.

Thanks to Danialle for pulling the trigger.